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Newt Scamander ([personal profile] findingbeasts) wrote2017-06-26 06:24 pm

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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-03-31 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Luckily, Sasha's grown up around enough animals to be able to figure out what kind of mood the doglike Pokemon are in. And just like how she would greet any strange dog, she stoops down a bit and holds her hand out to Roxy first so she can sniff it, and then to Mopsus. Idle wondering is happening about if they could smell the berries she always keeps stashed in her hip pouch because one never knows when they'll run into a starving Pokemon on the road when the crash, bang, and maybe a boom of something going on behind the door pulls her attention upwards and into the face of a Sableye that seems to be greeting her.]

Uh... hi? [She is pretty sure this package isn't for the creature and that guess is confirmed as correct when a human shows up at the door too.] No, it's okay! She didn't scare me at all!

[To his question, Sasha tilts her head and squints a little, trying to search her memory banks for the man's face. She's spoken to a lot of people in this place, folks who have come and gone, and sometimes they're just all a blur. So she shakes her head, looking apologetic all the while.]

I don't think so? If we did, I don't really remember. I just came back here a few weeks ago. I'm sorry, sir.
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-03-31 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He says there's no need, but she'd rather apologize anyway. Feeling forgotten is not something she herself likes to feel and if this man somehow remembers her, then it's rude to have let his existence slip from her mind.

It's also rude to keep stooping down when he's offering his hand. Sasha straightens up and shakes his hand before moving the package to an angle where she can read the address label easier.]


Uh, yeah! I'm Sasha Braus and I have a package for a Mister... Mister Nnnn...

[Ah. This is both a new and old problem. All the other packages today had simple names with only a few letters and those names also were ones Sasha was already familiar with. Easy peasy when it comes to Maria and John and Jack. Not so much when it comes to Scamander. This one looks like a jumble of letters she's never seen before and she can't read it. Not pronounce it; no, that's a problem for people who had the luxury of going to an actual school and learning how to read at the proper level. Sasha just outright can't read the name here at all and if she looks like she's about to cry, it's because this is embarrassing. Her first job and already she feels too stupid to keep it.

He's going to report her to her boss, isn't he? And then she'll be back to looking for a job. Well, at least scrubbing toilets at one of the resorts doesn't require reading.]
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-03-31 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[If there's one thing about Sasha, it's that she's just as stubborn as she is a clown. It's that stubbornness that bites back the tears, probably the only thing that saves her from making this an incredibly awkward situation, especially when Niffler comes down to help her out.

Great. Just great. Even the Pokemon knows how dumb she is.

Her fingers tighten around the corners of the box as Newt joins in on the crash course on his name. Although he's incredibly patient about it, the fact that he has to do it to begin with makes it sting even more. Man and Pokemon showing her something she should already be able to do and the only way Sasha can reply is with:]


Please don't tell my boss.

[Fake it 'til you make it was the advice someone had given her when she applied for the job. She made it, but now in her head, it's about to be snatched away from her.]
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-03-31 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
But I didn't get lost?

[Finding her way to isolated areas is second nature to a girl who lived in the middle of nowhere too. That's not what she meant. What she meant was...

The proverbial lightbulb flickers to life and oh. Now she gets it.

Sasha blinks in disbelief because she fully expected the company's customers to snitch about how unprofessional their newest employee is when she can't even read their name. How can she be trusted to find their address properly? But Newt doesn't even seem to be holding it against her or even mentioning it out loud, like he's trying to preserve what little pride she has left. Now if only Niffler would catch the hint.]


Are you sure?

[Not about the tea. Little does he know Sasha's already accepted the offer of a free drink. She means him pretending she just didn't make a plum fool of herself on his porch.]
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-04-01 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Box still tucked under one arm, Sasha wipes at her glassy eyes with the other, indeed following Newt into his home. If she was worried about breaking the work rules, she just stomped on them right now. Granted, she is officially on her lunch break now, but there has to be somewhere an unspoken rule about entering customers' homes.

Oh well. If he ain't telling, neither is she.

There were certainly a lot of Pokemon on the front lawn, but that didn't prepare Sasha for the sight of more than she'd ever imagined could fit in one home. There are so many. So many different breeds, types, and sizes, though most of them still look like they're in their baby stages. They're all just so cute that Sasha can't help herself but kneel down to pet a trio of Togepi rocking back and forth on their eggy bottoms.]


Yes, please. [Tea and food? Who said there was no thing as a free lunch?] You have a lot of Pokemon. Are you a breeder, sir? I mean, Mr. Scam...ander?

[Did she pronounce it right? Please tell her she pronounced it right.]
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-04-01 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's nice!

[Well, if Sasha has to split her attention between the toddling Totegpi and the incessant climbing of the Evee, she might as well make it easier on everyone and just plop herself in the middle of the floor, being an invited guest be damned. At least this way, the Evees can clamber into her lap and she can scoop up the triplets in her arms.

And so, this is how Newt will find her at any moment now because he sure told her to make herself at home.]


What if you run out of room, though? You're not going to kick them out before they're ready to leave, are you?

[Perish the thought!]
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-04-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can't really understand one peep from the triplets, but Sasha can still smile and nod down at them like she does. They don't seem hungry for food, just hungry for a trainer's attention and ATTENTION NOW. What else does she have better to do right now than give into their demands?

Sasha starts rocking slightly, bending her head a little to each Togepi, bopping their foreheads lightly against hers.]


Good. You have to respect the forest. Take what you need from it, and no more, but give just as much back in kind. If you take care of it, it'll take care of you.

[Suddenly, Sasha's gone from the playful teen with arms full of Pokemon to a serious hunter who was raised with her father repeating those words everyday of her life and then just as quickly, she's back to her nuzzling those little eggy monsters, juggling a bit to reach down and pet Ano in her lap.]

Ahhh, Togepi are so cute! It's like they have eggs for pants!
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[personal profile] lordofthefries 2018-04-01 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What's an ecosystem?

[Sir, you can't just go around using big words like that on someone who is functionally illiterate. Know your audience!

Now here's a new problem: Sasha's hands are full of Pokemon, but she's also being offered cookies. She's certainly hungry herself, practically starving really, but she also just doesn't want to drop the babies. A solution is brewing in the moment where Sasha is glancing at the cookies, then the Togepi, and then back at the delicious cookies, but first, it's only polite to ask permission first.]


Mr. Scamander, is it okay if I give some berries to your Pokemon?